Weekly: December

Once fully on board with Zizek, interacting with the schlubs is additionally painful. Of the 27 longer conversations you might have in a week, 25 of them are with people entirly obsessed with themselves. I hope this fever goes soon. East, soon.

Lucky numbers:

1, 45, 45.5

Lucky foods:

Onions

Watch out for:

Birds, big ugly frogs, klarna

Line of the week:

“That’s the wrong end. You make a terrible first impression.”