Weekly: Dec 14 - ?

This christmas season, lay down. Short pour your bourbon eggnog. Wake up on Jan 1 well - rested and the same fighting weight you were 10 days ago. Wikipedia Saint Nicholas. If anyone tries to give you like a weird cold dish you haven’t had before during festivities, you don’t need to indulge them. Keep that shit away from me. Ham or Beef Wellington and a bunch of other shit is on the menu; I’m not making space for like…jello cake. It doesn’t even make sense as a side. Get a grip.

I’m having John Rustad over for Christmas Eve and we’re going to discuss how most of you are twats.

Cheerio

Lucky numbers:

0.000031415926

Lucky foods:

Eggs with chives and a touch of cheddar cheese.

Watch out for:

Golden, registration offices, domestics, federal birds

Line of the week:

“Go see it in theatres. It’ll blow your p**** hair back.”